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The Dip and Gale's Treeghost attraction, abominably considered to be the premier ugly attraction at Disneyland
Dip and Gale's Treeghost
September 14, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Dip and Gale's Treeghost is. It at one time had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be dominated by foul-smelling Playboy playmates.
- Unborn infants can run away.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Make sure to keep your arms and balloons away from the other guests at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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