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Above: Squanto's organ-depressing photo of Dip and Gale's Treecottage
Dip and Gale's Treecottage
November 26, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Dip and Gale's Treecottage is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be uncomfortable for vampires.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or princess fanatics, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess meet-and-greet pavilion.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 40".
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from trendy clothing or knee, inner ear, wrist, spinal, skin, or viral problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this delightful experiment.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from August 27 to January 8 (or something like that).
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