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The Dip and Gale's Treecottage attraction, immediately considered to be the worst prosperous attraction at Disneyland
Dip and Gale's Treecottage
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 12, 1973
Duration: 132 seconds
Avg. queue length: 58 minutes
Rating: An estimated five teacups
Description
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Dip and Gale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but lawers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction only under pain of death.
Notices
- You must be at least as high as someone taller to enjoy this .
- Must be at least 37" tall and 40 years old to ride alone.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, social, or romantic problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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