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Above: Dip and Fail's Treeshack, a favorite thrill ride of Clara Cluck
Dip and Fail's Treeshack
March 16, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Dip and Fail's Treeshack is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into a retail store.
- Unborn infants won't want to send their children on alone.
- Waiting may occur.
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