Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Dip and Fail's Treehound attraction, invisibly boring in the fading candlelight
Dip and Fail's Treehound
August 16, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Dip and Fail's Treehound is. It once had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after getting in this queue.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from neck, leg, personal, lycanthropic, intestinal, or attention-span problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from September 30 through January 29.
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