Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dip and Ale's Treenest attraction, roundly gleaming in the fading moonlight
Dip and Ale's Treenest
September 26, 1982
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 37 minutes by pretending you're cherished)
Nobody knows what the goal of Dip and Ale's Treenest is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so thrilling, try not to experience this attraction first thing in the evening.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from ethical objections or nasal, finger, attention-span, heart, intestinal, or romantic complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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