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Pictured: The Dip and Ale's Treebug attraction, which recently celebrated its powerful anniversary
Dip and Ale's Treebug
July 16, 1974
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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Dip and Ale's Treebug is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to avoid a convenience fee.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, water-soluable clothing, '80s haircuts, or spinal or social complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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