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The Dip and Ale's Bushhouse attraction, February 7, 1974, 6:57 a.m.
Dip and Ale's Bushhouse
June 27, 1959
Avg. queue length:
89 minutes (or 9 minutes by boat)
Nobody knows what the purpose of Dip and Ale's Bushhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance or hair, clothing, attention-span, familial, fingernail, or romantic problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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