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Image: A frenzied view of Dip and Ale's Bushhouse when it's covered in darkness
Dip and Ale's Bushhouse
March 11, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Dip and Ale's Bushhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an electronic stack.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors are able to get stuck on this attraction half a half hour preceeding its closing.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable princess meet-and-greet thingy.
- Pregnant chutes will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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