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The Cwip and Yale's Treemonkey attraction, wantonly smearing in the afternoon sunlight
Cwip and Yale's Treemonkey
October 25, 1980
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 13 minutes by horse)
Nobody is sure what the point of Cwip and Yale's Treemonkey is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to ride this attraction only under pain of death.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from excessive cluelessness or hair, chin, bowel, immunological, back, or finger problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No dancing or flash photography allowed.
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