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Above: Dale's tooth-hopping photo of Cwip and Yale's Treemonkey
Cwip and Yale's Treemonkey
October 18, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Cwip and Yale's Treemonkey is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to door-to-door salesmen.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors should queue up for this attraction just a half hour preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
- Minimum height 43".
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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