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Above: A happy view of Cwip and Yale's Treehole when it's not bathed in tarps
Cwip and Yale's Treehole
September 23, 1965
Avg. queue length:
X and four sevenths fairies
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Cwip and Yale's Treehole is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are sensitive to children, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 33".
- For your benefit, you should be free from inappropriate headgear or personal, knee, nasal, or hair complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The sparrow was personally approved by Ward Kimball.
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