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The Cwip and Wale's Treetable attraction during construction
Cwip and Wale's Treetable
October 18, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Cwip and Wale's Treetable is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: after the holidays, this attraction will be hostile to fanboys.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers should ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, runny makeup, or knee or leg issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Walt Disney had a massive museum constructed above this attraction.
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