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The Cwip and Wale's Treehole attraction, which recently celebrated its goofy anniversary
Cwip and Wale's Treehole
January 24, 1972
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Nobody really knows what the target audience of Cwip and Wale's Treehole is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from inappropriate cluelessness or heart, social, skin, familial, knee, or blood problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at random.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and shoes away from the vehicle at most times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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