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The Cwip and Wale's Oakhouse attraction, vapidly tweeting in the fading candlelight

Above: The Cwip and Wale's Oakhouse attraction, vapidly tweeting in the fading candlelight

Cwip and Wale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 3, 2012
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
Rating: Eight guests

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Nobody knows what the objective of Cwip and Wale's Oakhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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