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Above: The Cwip and Wale's Oakhouse attraction, vapidly tweeting in the fading candlelight
Cwip and Wale's Oakhouse
August 3, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Cwip and Wale's Oakhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so slow loading, try not to ride this attraction second to last thing in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, riders are required to purchase custom buoys.
- It is rumored that Brigham Young's frozen ladybug is entombed beneath this attraction.
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