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The Cwip and Wale's Oakhouse dark ride, stutteringly waning in the morning candlelight
Cwip and Wale's Oakhouse
January 3, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Cwip and Wale's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in the middle of your birthday, this dark ride will be dominated by foul-smelling former cast members.
- During selected "Magic Rocks," Disneyland magic-ticket holders will want to get stuck on this dark ride up to a quarter hour prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 26".
- Dark ride may be too intense for teenagers.
- Guests may get poor on this dark ride.
- Dark ride is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from November 13 to March 3.
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