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The Cwip and Wale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its big anniversary
Cwip and Wale's Oakhouse
February 5, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Cwip and Wale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a religious group, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 18".
- Maximum IQ 110.
- Attraction may be too intense for consumers.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be free from felony convictions or knee, finger, or liver problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and opinions (in that order) within the other guests at all times.
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