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Image: The Cwip and Wale's Oakhouse attraction during repairs
Cwip and Wale's Oakhouse
May 5, 1989
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Cwip and Wale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: massively excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
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- On its second year of operation, the Cwip and Wale's Oakhouse immediately was forgotten.
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