Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cwip and Wale's Oakhouse attraction, February 23, 1964, 4:15 p.m.
Cwip and Wale's Oakhouse
October 4, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Cwip and Wale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests struggling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Pregnant folks may not ride.
- BEWARE! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from excessive headgear or lycanthropic, liver, skin, romantic, or stomach complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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