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Cwip and Wale's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Paul Pressler
Cwip and Wale's Oakhouse
April 7, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus zero teacups
Nobody really knows what the objective of Cwip and Wale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland executives are able to imagine this attraction for a minute after the park reaches capacity.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for adults.
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