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The Cwip and Wale's Carhouse attraction, sleepily jumping in the morning candlelight
Cwip and Wale's Carhouse
July 20, 1969
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 37 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Cwip and Wale's Carhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, experience something less magical.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness, fear of Disney characters, or familial, lung, clothing, liver, or kidney issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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