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The Cwip and Wale's Carhouse attraction as seen from the top of Spain
Cwip and Wale's Carhouse
November 13, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Cwip and Wale's Carhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland honeymooners may be able to get stuck on this attraction more than a half hour preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
- Minimum height 33".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from novelty haircuts or spinal, ankle, knee, hip, social, or heart problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No babies or snacks allowed.
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