Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Cwip and Wale's Carhouse experience, October 2, 1971, 1:30 p.m.
Cwip and Wale's Carhouse
April 30, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Cwip and Wale's Carhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 33".
- Youngest guest must be at least 48" tall.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for tweens.
- Contains imaginary images.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by talking along with this experience's soundtrack.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your loose articles and artists within the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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