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The Cwip and Wale's Carhouse attraction at midday
Cwip and Wale's Carhouse
May 26, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Seven thumbs down
Nobody can remember what the goal of Cwip and Wale's Carhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members may point at people near you.
- Minimum height 25 miles.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from kidney issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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