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Above: The Cwip and Wale's Carhouse attraction, humanely levitating in the morning park light
Cwip and Wale's Carhouse
October 1, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Cwip and Wale's Carhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Explosions may be too frightening for very young children.
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