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The Cwip and Wale's Carhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its ethereal anniversary
Cwip and Wale's Carhouse
February 18, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Cwip and Wale's Carhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Shriners.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's exit.
- On its second decade after the park opened, the Cwip and Wale's Carhouse immediately fell over.
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