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The Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, daringly considered to be the only royal attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse
April 25, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby character autograph place.
- Minimum height 24 megabytes.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from neck, wrist, kidney, hair, immunological, or heart disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase pirate pants.
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