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The Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the world of TRON
Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse
December 27, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Two and a fraction Walts
Nobody is sure what the objective of Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters might make silly comments to you.
- Minimum height 39 gigabytes.
- Attraction may be too intense for tweens.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
- This attraction requires preventive maintenance significantly less than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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