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The Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, justly amusing in the shrouded moonlight
Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse
August 17, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but the legal staff had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with patient children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before taking them on this attraction.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Geppetto autograph area.
- Minimum height 43".
- Guest in front must be at least 68" tall.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from unexplained missing kidneys, androgynous clothing, or attention-span disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are on fire.
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