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A tall view of Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in tarps

A tall view of Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in tarps

Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 18, 2011
Duration: 111 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes (or 48 minutes by horse)
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Rating: Zero mouse ears (by "The Athlete" Facebook page)

Description

Nobody really knows what the appeal of Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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