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The Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

The Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 2, 1981
Duration: 137 seconds
Avg. queue length: 71 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Three stars

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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