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Darth Maul's hand-clapping photo of Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse
Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse
January 10, 1993
Avg. queue length:
4 minutes (or 3 minutes on foot)
Nobody is sure what the point of Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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