Massive Cluckland Attraction Database
At right: The Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a school
Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse
May 2, 1987
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Nobody can remember what the target audience of Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
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