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A tall view of Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in tarps
Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse
October 18, 2011
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 48 minutes by horse)
Zero mouse ears (by "The Athlete" Facebook page)
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are frightened by children, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from dietary requirements, '50s haircuts, or lycanthropic, hair, viral, or chin complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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