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A rustic view of Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse when it's not covered in fog
Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse
July 5, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Smiling family reunions
Nobody really knows what the point of Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with head lice, don't queue with someone you find retiring, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- This attraction closes at random.
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