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The Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, September 16, 1995, 8:33 p.m.
Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse
December 29, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with immature adults , they won't want to queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from motion sickness, punk haircuts, or lung or chin complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
- Contains trademarked effects that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
- The letters in "Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse" can be scrambled to spell "Ow Dlneeasickp S 'osmeuihv."
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