Massive Cluckland Attraction Database

The Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a school

At right: The Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a school

Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 2, 1987
Duration: 98 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make trouble.

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