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Picture: The Cwip and Tale's Treehole attraction as seen from the top of the Rainforest Café
Cwip and Tale's Treehole
December 11, 1982
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 40 minutes by pretending you're exceptional)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Cwip and Tale's Treehole is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant parents should run away.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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