Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
The Cwip and Tale's Treehole thrill ride as seen from the top of the Nile
Cwip and Tale's Treehole
December 15, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Cwip and Tale's Treehole is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to steal some of the fun from DisneyLand.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to tell the kids that this thrill ride is broken.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from ribcage, cardiac, blood, fingernail, brain, or stomach problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Thrill ride is closed for unforseen complete replacement from September 12 to December 13 (or something like that).
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