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The Cwip and Tale's Shrubhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its comedic anniversary
Cwip and Tale's Shrubhouse
March 18, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Cwip and Tale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: particularly young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for very young children.
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, low blood pressure, or kidney complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience's overly child-friendly queue.
- Boredom may occur.
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