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Above: Cwip and Tale's Shrubhouse, a favorite attraction of Al Weiss
Cwip and Tale's Shrubhouse
May 19, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Cwip and Tale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with head lice, try to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this attraction may run backwards.
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