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The Cwip and Tale's Seathouse attraction at park opening
Cwip and Tale's Seathouse
August 10, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Cwip and Tale's Seathouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in line.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders may be able to visit this attraction more than a moment after the gates opening.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to use the restroom first.
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