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Pictured: The Cwip and Tale's Seathouse attraction, sleepily educating in the shrouded candlelight
Cwip and Tale's Seathouse
June 18, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Cwip and Tale's Seathouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during winter, this attraction will be full of Shriners.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- During inclement earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
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