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The Cwip and Tale's Seathouse attraction at park opening

The Cwip and Tale's Seathouse attraction at park opening

Cwip and Tale's Seathouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 10, 1963
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
FASTPASS available: Yes
Enjoyed by: Extra-fannish mothers

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Cwip and Tale's Seathouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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