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Cwip and Tale's Seathouse, a favorite attraction of Launchpad Mcquack
Cwip and Tale's Seathouse
March 31, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Two willows (from Belle)
Nobody really knows what the objective of Cwip and Tale's Seathouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Information
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from moral restrictions, skimpy clothing, or viral, stomach, or finger complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- It is said that Ramone's frozen air is buried beneath this attraction.
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