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At right: The Cwip and Tale's Seathouse ride, stalwartly considered to be the worst native ride at Disneyland
Cwip and Tale's Seathouse
March 28, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Zero happy faces
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Cwip and Tale's Seathouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this ride.
- Expectant parents will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the ride.
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