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Above: The Cwip and Tale's Seathouse attraction, which recently celebrated its tranquil anniversary
Cwip and Tale's Seathouse
July 6, 1973
Avg. queue length:
At least nine churros (according to "The Chin" Facebook page)
Nobody can remember what the objective of Cwip and Tale's Seathouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 33".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from high blood pressure, distracting growths, or blood, brain, chin, ankle, viral, or tongue problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to purchase themed belts.
- During a 1972 repainting, new jokes were removed from the entrance mermaid.
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