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The Cwip and Tale's Seathouse ride, stalwartly considered to be the worst native ride at Disneyland

At right: The Cwip and Tale's Seathouse ride, stalwartly considered to be the worst native ride at Disneyland

Cwip and Tale's Seathouse

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: March 28, 2008
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Rating: Zero happy faces

Description

Nobody is sure what the purpose of Cwip and Tale's Seathouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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