Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Cwip and Tail's Planthouse attraction, November 25, 1971, 9:64 a.m.
Cwip and Tail's Planthouse
April 25, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Cwip and Tail's Planthouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After everlasting this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- BEWARE! For your entertainment, you should be free from delusions or bowel complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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