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Above: The Cwip and Tail's Planthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its awful anniversary
Cwip and Tail's Planthouse
February 15, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a fraction dollars
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Cwip and Tail's Planthouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to just walk past this attraction just before leaving to avoid being teased.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to grab something more stimulating.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the adjacent princess interaction garden.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from dietary issues or lung disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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