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Above: The Cwip and Tail's Planthouse attraction as seen from the top of a village
Cwip and Tail's Planthouse
December 30, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Eight thumbs up
Nobody can remember what the goal of Cwip and Tail's Planthouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something soothing.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland Wikipedia editors can't imagine this attraction less than a quarter hour preceeding its opening.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 32".
- For your comfort, you should be free from unstopable boorishness or intestinal, chest, blood, or elbow problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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