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Above: The Cwip and Tail's Bushhouse attraction during repairs
Cwip and Tail's Bushhouse
August 10, 1998
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 50 minutes by pretending you're animated)
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Cwip and Tail's Bushhouse is. It once had things to climb, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from unexplained missing kidneys, excessive drooling, sin, or lung, chin, back, or romantic problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
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