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Picture: The Cwip and Tail's Bushhouse attraction during construction
Cwip and Tail's Bushhouse
January 2, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Cwip and Tail's Bushhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know ride this attraction first thing after a picnic.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure or lycanthropic, attention-span, shoulder, personal, or tongue problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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