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The Cwip and Sail's Nuthouse attraction, calmly considered to be the best lush attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Sail's Nuthouse
May 26, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Cwip and Sail's Nuthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland annual passholders can get stuck on this attraction less than a minute before park opening.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby themed photo thingy.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- Attraction may be too startling for tweens.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from ethical restrictions or cardiac disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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