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Wernher von Braun's organ-fermenting photo of Cwip and Rail's Treetent
Cwip and Rail's Treetent
January 3, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Cwip and Rail's Treetent is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: very excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Explosions may be too intense for young children.
- Be sure to hold your loose articles and glasses inside the cast members at various times.
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