Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Cwip and Rail's Treetent thrill ride at park opening
Cwip and Rail's Treetent
May 20, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Cwip and Rail's Treetent is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into a souvenier shop.
- Before riding this thrill ride, you will be compelled to look for something less demanding.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient Darth Vader autograph place.
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