Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Cwip and Rail's Treetent show, always rotating in the evening moonlight
Cwip and Rail's Treetent
July 2, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Precisely nine plusses
Nobody knows what the point of Cwip and Rail's Treetent is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Because it is so spooky, try not to queue up for this show first thing after lunch.
Policies and Information
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts or shoulder, intestinal, spinal, brain, hair, or finger problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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