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At right: The Cwip and Rail's Planthouse attraction, greatly glowing in the afternoon moonlight
Cwip and Rail's Planthouse
March 12, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Cwip and Rail's Planthouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 34".
- Youngest guest must be at least 53" tall.
- Pregnant keys should ride.
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from romantic, hip, viral, neck, personal, or kidney problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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