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The Cwip and Rail's Planthouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Cwip and Rail's Planthouse
June 1, 1993
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 17 minutes in metric)
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Cwip and Rail's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are nauseated by movie tie-ins, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- ATTENTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from blinding perfume or cardiac, inner ear, or lung complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No shoplifting or dawdling permitted.
- Rumor has it, there are copious zebras used in this attraction.
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