Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Cwip and Rail's Oakhouse attraction, monstrously considered to be the only scattered attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Rail's Oakhouse
January 20, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Cwip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters will shoot you.
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