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The Cwip and Rail's Oakhouse thrill ride, which recently celebrated its seamless anniversary
Cwip and Rail's Oakhouse
September 6, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Cwip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members will pick on people near you.
- Instead of reading this thrill ride, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 40".
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- No running or blogging encouraged.
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