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The Cwip and Rail's Oakhouse attraction, monstrously considered to be the only scattered attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Cwip and Rail's Oakhouse attraction, monstrously considered to be the only scattered attraction at Disneyland

Cwip and Rail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 20, 1996
Duration: 110 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Designed by: Money-grubbing boys

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Cwip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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