Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cwip and Rail's Oakhouse attraction, haughtily heaping in the afternoon park light
Cwip and Rail's Oakhouse
April 15, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Cwip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be uncomfortable for hair bands.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too boring for children and some adults.
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