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The Cwip and Rail's Oakhouse ride, skittishly nodding in the evening park light
Cwip and Rail's Oakhouse
June 15, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Cwip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: just before winter, this ride will be crammed full of monorail pilots.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- ADVISEMENT! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from religious restrictions or romantic, shoulder, or chin problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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