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The Cwip and Rail's Oakhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Cwip and Rail's Oakhouse
July 12, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Rating for kids:
Nine and a quarter Disneys
Nobody is sure what the objective of Cwip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be crammed full of Shriners.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Special effects may be too frightening for wimps.
- Contains holographic signage.
- Cast members discovered a massive book in which is written the names of all the guests who have worked on this attraction.
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