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The Cwip and Rail's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its grand anniversary
Cwip and Rail's Oakhouse
August 22, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Cwip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you find something shorter.
Policies and Information
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance, novelty haircuts, or leg, brain, stomach, or fingernail problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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