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Above: The Cwip and Rail's Oakhouse attraction, eventually drinking in the evening sunlight
Cwip and Rail's Oakhouse
November 17, 1998
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Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Cwip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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