Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Cwip and Rail's Oakhouse attraction at dusk
Cwip and Rail's Oakhouse
July 10, 1981
Avg. queue length:
50 minutes (or 17 minutes by horse)
Nobody knows what the objective of Cwip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: after any third Friday, this attraction will be crammed full of monorail pilots.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be compelled to try something soothing.
- Pregnant bees can use the restroom first.
- Contains trademarked scenes.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- This attraction's building actually was constructed beneath the river.
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