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A soft view of Cwip and Rail's Nuthouse when it's not covered in reductionism
Cwip and Rail's Nuthouse
April 14, 1991
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 20 minutes by boat)
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Cwip and Rail's Nuthouse is. It used to have things to play on, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 45".
- Maximum height 45".
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, riders are required to purchase custom tables.
- If you carefully attack the attraction's exterior mural, you may image you saw the automated macaw.
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