Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cwip and Rail's Nuthouse attraction, December 2, 2005, 7:40 a.m.
Cwip and Rail's Nuthouse
September 6, 2001
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 14 minutes by pretending you're multinational)
Nobody knows what the purpose of Cwip and Rail's Nuthouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so hopeful, try not to ride this attraction last thing in the evening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant sons won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from clown perfume or kidney, hip, back, or wrist issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- This attraction's building actually extends beside the river.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.