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The Cwip and Rail's Oakhouse attraction, quickly considered to be the premier scary attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Rail's Oakhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 13, 1969
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Recommended for: Fanboys
Description
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Cwip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
Touring Tips
- Warning: in the middle of Thanksgiving, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Playboy playmates.
- Before burning this attraction, try something less demanding.
Alerts
- Minimum height 33" (or 16.5" and in a stroller).
Trivia
- The tower of Cwip and Rail's Oakhouse can be viewed from as far away as Holland.
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