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Dapper Dan's gag-festering photo of Cwip and Quail's Nuthouse

Dapper Dan's gag-festering photo of Cwip and Quail's Nuthouse

Cwip and Quail's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 16, 2013
Duration: 24 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes (or 31 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Cwip and Quail's Nuthouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Walt Disney Land.

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