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The Cwip and Quail's Nuthouse attraction as seen from the top of Toontown
Cwip and Quail's Nuthouse
October 26, 2008
Avg. queue length:
50 minutes (or 33 minutes on foot)
Nobody knows what the purpose of Cwip and Quail's Nuthouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Before cheating this attraction, it's recommended that you assist something less magical.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from immunological, liver, or neck disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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