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Photo: The Cwip and Quail's Nuthouse attraction as seen from the top of a pit
Cwip and Quail's Nuthouse
September 13, 2007
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 33 minutes in metric)
Nobody knows what the objective of Cwip and Quail's Nuthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a school group, try to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from unstopable cluelessness, water-soluable clothing, unstylish haircuts, or hip, elbow, or leg issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No photography or blogging allowed.
- Be sure to maintain your head and cabs away from the entangling vines at most times.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
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