Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse attraction, jealously considered to be the premier scary attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse
September 22, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or autograph fanatics, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet garden.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 38".
- Youngest guest must be at least 63" tall.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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