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The Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse dark ride, abominably considered to be the premier major dark ride at Disneyland

Pictured: The Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse dark ride, abominably considered to be the premier major dark ride at Disneyland

Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: October 21, 2011
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 48 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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