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The Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse attraction at midday

The Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse attraction at midday

Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 21, 1959
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating: Five toons (from "Happy Padawan" gossip column)

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Nobody knows what the point of Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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