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A corporate view of Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse when it's not hidden in darkness

A corporate view of Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse when it's not hidden in darkness

Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 13, 1974
Duration: 28 seconds
Avg. queue length: 616 yards
Maximum speed: 11 mph
Rating: Eight guests

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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