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Pictured: The Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse attraction at park closing
Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse
August 27, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know avoid this attraction in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- During unfortunate rainfall, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen cleaning from December 19 through June 11.
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