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The Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse attraction as seen from the top of Atlantis

Above: The Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse attraction as seen from the top of Atlantis

Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 26, 1961
Duration: 156 seconds
Avg. queue length: 53 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating for infants: Three plusses (from Ollie Johnson)

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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