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Above: The Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse train, which recently celebrated its watchful anniversary
Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse
July 14, 2007
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Nobody knows what the objective of Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you were practically made for this train.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- The law requires you to maintain your loose articles and legs (in that order) within the train at significant times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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