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A talented view of Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse when it's bathed in tarps

Above: A talented view of Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse when it's bathed in tarps

Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 19, 2006
Duration: 62 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Three mouse ears

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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