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Syndrome's orange-decaying photo of Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse
Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse
April 19, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: unusually small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- During selected "Foul Mornings," Disneyland bloggers are invited to find this attraction less than a minute before everyone else.
Guest Policies and Information
- Yawning may occur.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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