Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

The Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse attraction, jealously considered to be the premier scary attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse attraction, jealously considered to be the premier scary attraction at Disneyland

Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 22, 1982
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.

Touring Tips

Guest Policies and Alerts

We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.