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The Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse attraction, invisibly considered to be the worst macabre attraction at Disneyland

The Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse attraction, invisibly considered to be the worst macabre attraction at Disneyland

Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 30, 1955
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Intended for: Foreign grandparents

Description

Nobody really knows what the purpose of Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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