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Above: Belle's dachshund-dreaming photo of Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse
Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse
October 10, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: in the middle of whenever you visit, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Robin Crusoe fans.
- Minimum height 34".
- Darkness may be too intense for adults.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from sin or finger, skin, or stomach problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business allowed.
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