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Pictured: The Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse dark ride, abominably considered to be the premier major dark ride at Disneyland
Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse
October 21, 2011
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Nobody really knows what the point of Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so patient, it is best to queue up for this dark ride in the afternoon.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to send their children on alone.
- Be sure to keep your arms and performers away from the dark ride at all times.
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