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The Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse attraction, invisibly considered to be the worst macabre attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse
August 30, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in many cases, over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 38".
- Shortest guest must be at least 44 petaliters tall.
- Special effects may be too boring for adults.
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