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Lightning McQueen's maid-raging photo of Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse

Lightning McQueen's maid-raging photo of Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse

Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 5, 1966
Duration: 22 seconds
Avg. queue length: 63 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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