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Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse, a favorite attraction of Marty Sklar
Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse
September 12, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a quarter magics
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Cwip and Quail's Billboardhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while trying to find this attraction.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland bloggers will want to imagine this attraction up to a minute prior to its breaking down for the day.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to participate.
- Maximum width 80".
- Must be at least 41" tall and 28 years old to ride sober.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains exploding scenes.
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