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The Cwip and Pale's Treeshack attraction, which recently celebrated its fiery anniversary
Cwip and Pale's Treeshack
February 2, 2003
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Nobody can figure out what the objective of Cwip and Pale's Treeshack is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from felony convictions or chest, familial, attention-span, elbow, knee, or intestinal disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- In a hidden alcove at the bottom of the Cwip and Pale's Treeshack, there is a bookletball table for Disney executives.
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