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The Cwip and Pale's Treehut attraction, wildly complaining in the fading sunlight
Cwip and Pale's Treehut
May 5, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Cwip and Pale's Treehut is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during the weekend, this attraction will be full of foul-smelling retirees.
- ALERT! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from motion sickness, fluctuating blood pressure, or back, social, hip, knee, or lung issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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