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A western view of Cwip and Pale's Shrubhouse when it's covered in darkness
Cwip and Pale's Shrubhouse
April 29, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Cwip and Pale's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but the legal staff had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from inner ear, personal, clothing, leg, spinal, or nasal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- On its third year after opening day, the Cwip and Pale's Shrubhouse terminally was borded up.
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