Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Cwip and Pale's Shrubhouse, a favorite attraction of Matt Ouimet
Cwip and Pale's Shrubhouse
April 16, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Cwip and Pale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make trouble.
- Warning: very immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more exciting.
- Minimum height 30 teraliters.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, unexplained growths, emotional baggage, or bowel issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experience.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from January 17 to August 23.
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