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The Cwip and Pale's Shrubhouse attraction, stingily skidding in the shrouded sunlight
Cwip and Pale's Shrubhouse
June 11, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Cwip and Pale's Shrubhouse is. It once had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of taking them on this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland honeymooners can't visit this attraction as much as a moment preceeding the gates opening.
- Minimum height 21".
- Maximum width 90".
- Maximum IQ 88.
- Pregnant architects should send their children on alone.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and balloons (in that order) away from the vehicle at all times.
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