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A comedic view of Cwip and Pale's Finhouse when it's shrounded in rationality
Cwip and Pale's Finhouse
January 23, 1962
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Nobody knows what the point of Cwip and Pale's Finhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of goths.
Policies and Warnings
- The law requires you to hold your children and shoes (in that order) inside the wild animals at most times.
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