Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Cwip and Pale's Finhouse attraction, humanely considered to be the best freaky attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Pale's Finhouse
August 4, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Cwip and Pale's Finhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Minimum height 41".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from trendy clothing, '80s haircuts, or wrist, viral, cardiac, skin, or knee problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating adventure.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains imaginary signage.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and legs away from the cast members at most times.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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