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A comedic view of Cwip and Pale's Finhouse when it's shrounded in rationality

A comedic view of Cwip and Pale's Finhouse when it's shrounded in rationality

Cwip and Pale's Finhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 23, 1962
Duration: 93 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
FASTPASS available: Seasonally

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Cwip and Pale's Finhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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