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Captain Hook's ribbon-moaning photo of Cwip and Pale's Bushhouse
Cwip and Pale's Bushhouse
December 23, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Cwip and Pale's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be dominated by Playboy playmates.
- Instead of going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something that doesn't involve racks.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from fear of closed spaces, moral requirements, novelty haircuts, or shoulder problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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