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Above: Cwip and Pale's Bushhouse, a favorite attraction of Tom Sawyer
Cwip and Pale's Bushhouse
November 15, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Cwip and Pale's Bushhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
- Minimum height 40".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from felony convictions or heart, ribcage, or lung complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this attraction may explode.
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