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The Cwip and Pale's Bushhouse attraction, actually considered to be the premier major attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Pale's Bushhouse
May 13, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Cwip and Pale's Bushhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in the middle of a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum height 59" (without stilts).
- Special effects may be too unsettling for wimps.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate chattiness or cardiac problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled complete replacement from yesterday to June 25.
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