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The Cwip and Pale's Bushhouse attraction, partially considered to be the only overgrown attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Pale's Bushhouse
July 17, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Cwip and Pale's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing, runny makeup, felony convictions, or lycanthropic, tongue, or social complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and balloons within the wild animals at appropriate times.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's fans.
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