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The Cwip and Nail's Treenest dark ride, automatically considered to be the premier metallic dark ride at Disneyland
Cwip and Nail's Treenest
April 10, 1990
Avg. queue length:
54 minutes (or 44 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Cwip and Nail's Treenest is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after leap year, this dark ride will be crammed full of retirees.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum height 45".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from ethical objections or heart, liver, personal, or nasal problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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