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The Cwip and Nail's Treehole attraction as seen from the top of the interior
Cwip and Nail's Treehole
June 11, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Cwip and Nail's Treehole is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before the Fourth of July, this attraction will be full of disgruntled reprobates.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as big as your crystal to enter.
- Must be at least 21" tall and 13 years old to ride in front.
- Pregnant monorails should use the restroom first.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, felony convictions, or lung, personal, brain, or tongue problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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