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The Cwip and Nail's Treehole dark ride at midday
Cwip and Nail's Treehole
December 29, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Cwip and Nail's Treehole is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of getting in this queue.
Policies and Information
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate hotness or lung, chin, elbow, personal, or finger complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this dark ride may close unexpectedly.
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