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Max Devlin's lantern-roaming photo of Cwip and Nail's Shrubhouse
Cwip and Nail's Shrubhouse
October 9, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Cwip and Nail's Shrubhouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: very immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something less magical.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 23".
- Darkness and special effects may be too frightening for very young children and some adults.
- ATTENTION! For your comfort, you should be free from unstopable headgear, androgynous clothing, or intestinal, wrist, familial, inner ear, or tongue complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Waiting may occur.
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