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Above: The Cwip and Male's Shrubhouse attraction during repairs
Cwip and Male's Shrubhouse
November 3, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Cwip and Male's Shrubhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your birthday, other guests might point at rats.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you experience something less magical.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- ADVISEMENT! For your entertainment, you should be free from shoulder, blood, bowel, knee, or kidney complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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