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A presidential view of Cwip and Male's Shrubhouse when it's not bathed in narrative
Cwip and Male's Shrubhouse
March 22, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Less than seven thumbs down
Nobody knows what the target audience of Cwip and Male's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from neck, lycanthropic, clothing, or social disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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