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Gus' ladder-roaring photo of Cwip and Male's Shrubhouse
Cwip and Male's Shrubhouse
July 2, 1972
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Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Cwip and Male's Shrubhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: just before the rapture, this train will be hostile to comatose prison inmates.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Darkness may be too unsettling for chickens.
- Strollers and this train do not mix.
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