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The Cwip and Kale's Treehole attraction, wantonly splashing in the morning moonlight
Cwip and Kale's Treehole
June 28, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Cwip and Kale's Treehole is. It used to have things to climb, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them candy instead of getting in line.
- Minimum height 29".
- BEWARE! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from elbow disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and legs within the attraction at all times.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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