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The Cwip and Kale's Nuthouse attraction at midday

The Cwip and Kale's Nuthouse attraction at midday

Cwip and Kale's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 17, 2000
Duration: 15 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes (or 24 minutes by pretending you're ultimate)
Maximum speed: 14 mph
Popular with: Toddlers


Nobody really knows what the purpose of Cwip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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