Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cwip and Kale's Nuthouse attraction, stingily burning in the fading park light
Cwip and Kale's Nuthouse
May 4, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Cwip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know queue up for this attraction last thing in the evening.
- If you are at the park with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed meet-and-greet location.
Policies and Alerts
- ATTENTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of children, high blood pressure, or immunological issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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