Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: A striped view of Cwip and Kale's Nuthouse when it's not covered in children
Cwip and Kale's Nuthouse
October 25, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Cwip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to stand next to a relative stranger, because this show will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Because this is a reasonable show, guests are required to wear precision fields.
- The picture of icons is a bad joke.
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