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The Cwip and Kale's Nuthouse attraction, unrelentingly surrendering in the morning sunlight

The Cwip and Kale's Nuthouse attraction, unrelentingly surrendering in the morning sunlight

Cwip and Kale's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 26, 1968
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Popular with: Veterans

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Cwip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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