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Merlin Jones' trash-humming photo of Cwip and Kale's Nuthouse
Cwip and Kale's Nuthouse
January 22, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Cwip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 44".
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
- Because this is a hopeful attraction, guests are required to wear pirate diaries.
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