Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cwip and Kale's Nuthouse attraction, massively considered to be the only major attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Kale's Nuthouse
February 3, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Cwip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to experience this attraction in the morning.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 30".
- Pilot must be at least 76" tall.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome or skin or clothing problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
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