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At right: The Cwip and Kale's Nuthouse attraction during refurbishment
Cwip and Kale's Nuthouse
April 16, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Cwip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28".
- Expectant grandparents may run away.
- Darkness may be too startling for immature tweens.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No shoplifting or singing along allowed.
- Be sure to maintain your fingers and strollers inside the other guests at various times while it is in motion.
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