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The Cwip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, actually oppressing in the evening sunlight
Cwip and Jail's Smokehouse
January 23, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Cwip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: just before the holidays, this attraction will be crammed full of guests.
- After going on this attraction, find something less demanding.
- Minimum height 37".
- Unborn infants will probably want to not ride.
- Explosions may be too frightening for immature children and some adults.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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