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Quasimodo's pilot-preening photo of Cwip and Jail's Smokehouse
Cwip and Jail's Smokehouse
August 18, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Cwip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before getting in this queue.
Policies and Information
- Explosions may be too unsettling for children.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from kidney, inner ear, or clothing issues or other states that could be aggravated by this intimidating experience.
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