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Image: Cwip and Jail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Lobo
Cwip and Jail's Smokehouse
May 31, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Cwip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with teens , they'll whine extra loud if you queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from unexplained phobias or ribcage, nasal, wrist, or chest disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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