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Below: The Cwip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its untitled anniversary
Cwip and Jail's Smokehouse
February 1, 1986
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Cwip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and shoes inside the entangling vines at most times.
- This attraction's theme actually extends under the railroad track.
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