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The Cwip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction during construction

The Cwip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction during construction

Cwip and Jail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 21, 1978
Duration: As short as Jack Skellington's maid
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Rating: Two Walts

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Cwip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.

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