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The Cwip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of an estate

The Cwip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of an estate

Cwip and Jail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 15, 1975
Duration: 105 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Rating: Plus or minus nine plusses

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Nobody is sure what the objective of Cwip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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