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The Cwip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Cwip and Jail's Smokehouse
April 21, 1978
As short as Jack Skellington's maid
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Cwip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby character meet-and-greet garden.
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