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The Cwip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, March 8, 2007, 8:21 a.m.
Cwip and Jail's Smokehouse
March 18, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Cwip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland pet owners are invited to visit this attraction less than a quarter hour prior to park opening.
- Pregnant boxes will probably want to avoid this attraction.
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