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The Cwip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction at midday
Cwip and Jail's Smokehouse
April 12, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Cwip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during the summer, this attraction will be full of mannequins.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland BFFs might try to enjoy this attraction more than a quarter hour preceeding regular operating hours.
Policies and Notices
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from leg, kidney, stomach, attention-span, or viral disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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