Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cwip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, May 22, 2008, 4:88 p.m.
Cwip and Jail's Smokehouse
April 8, 1971
Avg. queue length:
A median score of ten pirates
Nobody knows what the purpose of Cwip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something that requires more time.
Policies and Alerts
- Contains holographic scenes.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and balloons away from the wild animals at significant times.
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