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The Cwip and Jail's Smokehouse show, underhandedly considered to be the best multinational show at Disneyland
Cwip and Jail's Smokehouse
September 21, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Cwip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.
- If it's dark out, Disney characters will guard you.
- Before experiencing this show, go on something that requires less clothing.
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum height 42".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from hysterical blindness, inexplicable allergies, inappropriate drooling, or knee, personal, neck, blood, or brain problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling experience.
- Yawning may occur.
- No texting or drinks allowed.
- The letters in "Cwip and Jail's Smokehouse" can be scrambled to spell "Iim Soelc'apoh Ukwjaed Sns."
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