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The Cwip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction at a distance
Cwip and Jail's Smokehouse
July 5, 2002
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 15 minutes by pretending you're minor)
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Cwip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but lawers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to DisneyLand, you should plan to just walk past this attraction by yourself.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the attraction to keep your eyes open.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome or romantic complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling attraction.
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