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The Cwip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, October 3, 1997, 4:58 p.m.
Cwip and Jail's Smokehouse
November 6, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Cwip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but lawers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are nauseated by standing, then you shouldn't even consider dowsing this attraction.
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fingernail, familial, viral, lycanthropic, hip, or shoulder complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repairs from September 4 until something like November 16.
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