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Above: The Cwip and Jail's Nuthouse attraction, neatly demolishing in the morning candlelight
Cwip and Jail's Nuthouse
April 14, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Cwip and Jail's Nuthouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or dandruff, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient princess photo area.
- Explosions may be too intense for tweens.
- For your comfort, you should be free from low blood pressure, runny perfume, or leg, neck, immunological, elbow, or lycanthropic issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's massive queue.
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