Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Cwip and Hale's Treeservant attraction, internally considered to be the only appropriate attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Hale's Treeservant
February 14, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Cwip and Hale's Treeservant is. It used to have things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be crammed full of lost children.
- Before riding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something shorter.
- If you are at the park with small children or princess fanatics, you may want to check out the adjacent Buzz Lightyear autograph thingy.
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