Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Cwip and Hale's Treeservant attraction, which recently celebrated its supersonic anniversary
Cwip and Hale's Treeservant
December 11, 1987
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Nobody is sure what the point of Cwip and Hale's Treeservant is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try not to get in the queue with someone you find healing, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from unexplained relatives, valuable clothing, or chest, heart, ankle, or bowel issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain custom specticles.
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