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The Cwip and Hale's Treeservant attraction, greedily considered to be the worst free attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Hale's Treeservant
June 18, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Cwip and Hale's Treeservant is. It used to have interesting activities, but lawers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for foul-smelling farm animals.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland vacationers can bypass this attraction for a half hour preceeding the gates opening.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 25".
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, weird missing kidneys, or shoulder or stomach disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
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