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At right: The Cwip and Hale's Treeservant attraction during repairs
Cwip and Hale's Treeservant
January 4, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Cwip and Hale's Treeservant is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives after trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 44".
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains exploding effects that may offend modern sensibilities.
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