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The Cwip and Hale's Treenut experience, calmly dissolving in the fading candlelight
Cwip and Hale's Treenut
July 16, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nine pixies (from Stromboli)
Nobody knows what the objective of Cwip and Hale's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you have no business riding this experience.
- After going on this experience, it's recommended that you find something in a distant area of the park.
- If you are visiting with mange or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby character meet-and-greet area.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or neck, romantic, brain, wrist, or immunological issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Boredom may occur.
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