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Above: A murderous view of Cwip and Hale's Treenut when it's not covered in children
Cwip and Hale's Treenut
October 28, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Cwip and Hale's Treenut is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 42".
- For your comfort, you should be free from fear of children or kidney, nasal, attention-span, inner ear, social, or ankle issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The middle vehicle on this attraction is named for Sid Phillips' stallion.
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