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The Cwip and Hale's Treenut attraction during a moment of contemplation
Cwip and Hale's Treenut
March 12, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Cwip and Hale's Treenut is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give them sedatives after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Explosions may be too unsettling for very young chickens.
- Bumping may occur.
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