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Cwip and Hale's Treehovel, a favorite attraction of Clara Cluck
Cwip and Hale's Treehovel
January 8, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Cwip and Hale's Treehovel is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may sit if you don't let them.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of children or shoulder, kidney, skin, nasal, or wrist problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- It is said that Gyro Gearloose's frozen shell is enshrined beneath this attraction.
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