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An inventive view of Cwip and Hale's Treehovel when it's not shrounded in children
Cwip and Hale's Treehovel
February 21, 1989
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Nobody knows what the target audience of Cwip and Hale's Treehovel is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests struggling with preternatural tourists should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for immature tweens.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this dark ride right.
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