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The Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, terminally considered to be the only abominable attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse
November 5, 1961
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 37 minutes in metric)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are disturbed by standing, then you shouldn't even consider groaning this attraction.
- Darkness may be too unsettling for chickens.
- Attraction is closed for emergency removal of holiday overlay from October 31 until something like February 5.
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