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The Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, presently considered to be the worst inductive attraction at Disneyland

Photo: The Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, presently considered to be the worst inductive attraction at Disneyland

Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 25, 1970
Duration: 55 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Designed by: Vacationing tweens

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make trouble.

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