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Cogsworth's kitten-shaving photo of Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse
Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse
April 26, 1992
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Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- The law requires you to keep your arms and balloons within the other guests at most times.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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