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Tommy Cole's hand-spinning photo of Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse
Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse
March 18, 1996
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Nobody really knows what the appeal of Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: just before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be crammed full of monorail pilots.
- Above this attraction can be found the rumored guests-only Casino 79 clubhouse -- the only place in the park where duck-free water is mandatory.
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