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The Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse dark ride, stalwartly considered to be the premier metal dark ride at Disneyland
Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse
March 28, 2007
Avg. queue length:
An estimated five guests
Nobody can remember what the goal of Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them candy after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 28".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from felony convictions or lung, chest, skin, immunological, or heart problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests may get wet on this dark ride.
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