Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse
October 13, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- For your health, you should be free from spinal, ankle, tongue, or ribcage issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- The law requires you to maintain your fingers and balloons (in that order) away from the vehicle at appropriate times.
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