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The Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, vapidly considered to be the best festive attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse
April 27, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or princess fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient character interaction pavilion.
- Minimum height 48" (or 24" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Maximum IQ 68.
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and clocks inside the wild animals at significant times while it is in motion.
- Walt Disney had a private home built within this attraction.
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