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The Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the moon
Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse
March 3, 1959
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 42 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody really knows what the objective of Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after any second Thursday, this attraction will be hostile to tourists.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Ub Iwerks meet-and-greet thingy.
- Minimum height 48".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from leg, liver, skin, or nasal problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, viewers are required to purchase precision glasses.
- In 1977, this attraction was updated to add additional images from the recent "Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse" movie.
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