Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction at first light
Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse
February 21, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but lawers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: in the middle of a full moon, this attraction will be uncomfortable for goths.
- Explosions may be too intense for very young chickens.
- ADVISEMENT! For your peace of mind, you should be free from skimpy clothing, emotional baggage, or stomach or personal complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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