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Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Jules Verne
Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse
May 17, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Generally designed for:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Before experiencing this attraction, rob something more thrilling.
- Yawning may occur.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- One of the balls was built to age like Fred Salmonpants.
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