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The Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction at park opening

The Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction at park opening

Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 17, 1996
Duration: 12 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Rating: Nine and a smidge stars

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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