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A prominent view of Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse when it's not shrounded in boys
Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse
November 13, 1999
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Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something that requires more patience.
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- This is the only remaining attraction in the resort where an animatronic Johnny Tremain can be experienced.
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