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Above: The Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse thrill ride, underhandedly jumping in the fading sunlight
Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse
October 9, 1981
Avg. queue length:
No more than eight rainbows
Nobody really knows what the goal of Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of taking them on this thrill ride.
- If you are visiting with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent Mickey Mouse interaction garden.
- Minimum height 34 millimeters.
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