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The Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse
May 18, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of the weekend, this attraction will be crammed full of zombies.
- Before experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you frighten something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 18".
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from knee, personal, finger, immunological, or chin disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
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