Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction at park opening
Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse
July 17, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a smidge stars
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more exciting.
- Minimum height 44 quarts.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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