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An angry view of Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse when it's inundated in fog
Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse
December 22, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively pirate-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Warnings
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Cast members have a private journal in which is detailed the personal details of all the cast members who have worked on this attraction.
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