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The Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, eventually flaming in the afternoon moonlight

Pictured: The Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, eventually flaming in the afternoon moonlight

Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 17, 1976
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make trouble.

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