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The Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse thrill ride, underhandedly jumping in the fading sunlight

Above: The Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse thrill ride, underhandedly jumping in the fading sunlight

Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: October 9, 1981
Duration: 83 seconds
Avg. queue length: 79 minutes
Rating: No more than eight rainbows

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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