Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction at midday
Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse
August 5, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: after whenever you visit, this attraction will be uncomfortable for goths.
- For your safety, you should be free from ethical objections, unexplained relatives, emotional baggage, or hip, chest, blood, knee, attention-span, or wrist issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
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