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The Cwip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of a town

At right: The Cwip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of a town

Cwip and Hale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 5, 1963
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Rating for Make a Wish Foundation beneficiaries: Three and a smidge plusses

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Cwip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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