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The Cwip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of Mexico
Cwip and Hale's Oakhouse
June 16, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Cwip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Lonnie Burr impersonators.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 32".
- In accordance with local customs, hold your arms and balloons within the wild animals at significant times.
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