Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cwip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, recklessly considered to be the best complex attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Hale's Oakhouse
January 9, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Cwip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to get your picture taken on this attraction just before leaving because it's required by law.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or autograph fanatics, you may want to check out the nearby Nikita Khrushchev interaction area.
Policies and Notices
- Darkness and special effects may be too frightening for retirees.
- Contains exploding characters.
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