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The Cwip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction at park closing
Cwip and Hale's Oakhouse
January 30, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Eight mouse ears
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Cwip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but lawers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic characters will have a tendency to sing to you.
- Minimum height 33".
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from skin, viral, intestinal, social, attention-span, or ribcage problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No shoplifting or dawdling allowed.
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