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The Cwip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, recklessly considered to be the best complex attraction at Disneyland

The Cwip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, recklessly considered to be the best complex attraction at Disneyland

Cwip and Hale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 9, 1988
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes
Recommended for: Drunks

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Cwip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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