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The Cwip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction at dusk

The Cwip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction at dusk

Cwip and Hale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 4, 2009
Duration: 83 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes


Nobody knows what the objective of Cwip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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