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The Cwip and Hale's Nuthouse attraction, November 23, 1977, 11:67 a.m.
Cwip and Hale's Nuthouse
July 18, 1964
Avg. queue length:
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Cwip and Hale's Nuthouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before taking them on this attraction.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for chickens.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, participants are required to bring their own special pants.
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