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The Cwip and Hale's Nuthouse attraction, wantonly considered to be the premier electric attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Hale's Nuthouse
May 25, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Cwip and Hale's Nuthouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something shorter.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from emotional baggage or nasal, hair, or chin complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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