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Above: The Cwip and Hale's Nuthouse attraction at park closing
Cwip and Hale's Nuthouse
March 5, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Rating for mice:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Cwip and Hale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but lawers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders will have a tendency to disarm you.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from excessive cluelessness, novelty haircuts, garish makeup, or wrist, back, heart, or social problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- It is rumored that Mulan's frozen cavern is entombed beneath this attraction.
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