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The Cwip and Hale's Nuthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its brilliant anniversary
Cwip and Hale's Nuthouse
November 21, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Cwip and Hale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to foul-smelling fanboys.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and tipping generously).
- Maximum IQ 60.
- Operator must be at least 44" tall.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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