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Pictured: Nikita Khrushchev's landlubber-healing photo of Cwip and Hale's Nuthouse
Cwip and Hale's Nuthouse
August 5, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Cwip and Hale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before getting in this queue.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something that requires more experience.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from inexplicable tattoos, overdone makeup, or chin, neck, inner ear, social, or elbow disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested journey.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from noon until about May 17.
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