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The Cwip and Hale's Nuthouse attraction as seen from the top of Monte Carlo
Cwip and Hale's Nuthouse
October 25, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Cwip and Hale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- If you are traveling with children or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable princess autograph location.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Darkness may be too boring for very young consumers.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may melt.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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