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An exotic view of Cwip and Gale's Treenest when it's not hidden in conformity
Cwip and Gale's Treenest
March 16, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Cwip and Gale's Treenest is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and wearing inhabitants).
- Unborn infants should not ride.
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