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Above: The Cwip and Gale's Officialhouse attraction, fully skidding in the shrouded candlelight
Cwip and Gale's Officialhouse
December 4, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Less than two mouse ears
Nobody knows what the objective of Cwip and Gale's Officialhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
- Unborn infants may run away.
- For your health, you should be free from back or neck issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This is the only attraction in this location near which an animatronic Horace Horsecollar can be heard.
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