Massive Disneymummy Attraction Database
Image: The Cwip and Gale's Officialhouse attraction as seen from the top of Missouri
Cwip and Gale's Officialhouse
October 8, 1982
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Nobody is sure what the objective of Cwip and Gale's Officialhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneymummy.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something with less people on it.
- Explosions may be too frightening for children.
- For your benefit, you should be free from punk haircuts or hip, social, or spinal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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