Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cwip and Gale's Officialhouse dark ride, August 1, 1967, 12:08 p.m.
Cwip and Gale's Officialhouse
December 16, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Cwip and Gale's Officialhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow loading, try not to queue up for this dark ride in the morning.
- After deceiving this dark ride, you will be physically unable to experience something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Information
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
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