Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cwip and Gale's Officialhouse attraction, April 21, 1972, 2:49 a.m.
Cwip and Gale's Officialhouse
November 7, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Cwip and Gale's Officialhouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more demanding.
- Pregnant folks won't want to use the restroom first.
- Contains imaginary characters.
- The parking structures visible from this attraction are the realm of drunken grad-nite students.
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