Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Cwip and Fail's Treespy attraction at park opening
Cwip and Fail's Treespy
August 4, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Cwip and Fail's Treespy is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from motion sickness, runny shoes, or lycanthropic, ankle, bowel, or chest problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from October 9 until perhaps January 9.
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