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The Cwip and Fail's Treespy attraction, which recently celebrated its ancient anniversary
Cwip and Fail's Treespy
March 18, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Cwip and Fail's Treespy is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or liver, elbow, back, or leg complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repairs from October 31 through May 8.
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