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The Cwip and Fail's Treenut attraction during construction

The Cwip and Fail's Treenut attraction during construction

Cwip and Fail's Treenut

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 30, 1981
Duration: 74 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes (or 13 minutes by motorcar)
Rating: Zero Disneys

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Cwip and Fail's Treenut is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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