Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cwip and Fail's Treenut attraction during construction
Cwip and Fail's Treenut
August 30, 1981
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 13 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody knows what the point of Cwip and Fail's Treenut is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and wearing pins).
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.